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Joke of the Day
"Some people don't believe in New Year resolutions. Like everyone in this McDonald's drive thru."
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"I just finished arguing with a friend who thought that Charlize's role as Aeon Flux was much better than her role as Imperator Furiosa. I guess to each Theron."
"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !"
"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"
"This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here."
"*pokes sex life with a stick"
"Parent: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture."
"Why do prostitutes hate hot dogs? Because the vender always forgets to put on CONDOMents. Goddamn, hat joke was bad"
"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""