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Joke of the Day
"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."
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"What do good dragons read when they are pregnant? How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is."
"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."
"what idiot named them diet pills instead of girth control"
"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"
"it's about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work."
"""Can I pet your dog?"" ""Sure, but he can be aggressive."" [He pushes a pamphlet about the dangers of gluten towards me with his nose]"
"At the beach, women wearing a bikini exspose 90% of their body. But I'm a gentleman, and only look at the remaining 10%"
"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"