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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my old bike... ... chained up in the shed."
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"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"
"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."
"Remember to practise safe phone sex. You don't want to risk getting hearing AIDS."
"What do you call a confused Asian? Disoriental."
"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."
"They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life... because that field probably isn't hiring."
"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front."
"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Utter destruction!"
"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!"