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Joke of the Day

"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"

"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"

"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."

"My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions."

"The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"

"4-year-old: We're playing Star Wars. I'm a Jedi and Mom is a stormtrooper. Me: What am I? 4-year-old: In the way."

"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."

"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"

"Does a cow have the Buddha-nature? Mu."