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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had."
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"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"
"Winter coats look like people gained 10 pounds, a perfect indicator for how they will look without the coat when the holiday season is over"
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."
"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."
"What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose"
"What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop."
"What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear? Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim"
"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"
"How do you get to Shepherds Bush? Up the Shepherd's leg!"