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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front."

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"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"
"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"
"A man walks into a bar And stays there my entire childhood"
"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."
"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."
"What's the expiry date on plastic? [81](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)"
"Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)"
"Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man."