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Joke of the Day
"Remember to practise safe phone sex. You don't want to risk getting hearing AIDS."
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"I wanted to upload the Mexico-Chile game to PornHub... ... but PornHub said they don't accept rape."
"Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? Nothing.. They like to blow.."
"I don't like it when my phone puts a word in ""quotals"" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something."
"What I buy from a tea shop I sigh everytime."
"Knock, knock. Honey, have you finished taking pictures of yourself for facebook? Daddy needs to take a sh!t.."
"A Higgs boson walks into a church, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!"" shouts the priest. ""But without me, how can you have mass?"" asks the particle."
"If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be? Voltorb; they're always using self destruct"
"Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together."
"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."