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Joke of the Day

"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!"

"What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer? One builds weapons and the other build targets."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria & Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know"

"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."

"Whenever I go for a jog and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death."

"Yo mamma so dumb..... That she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They woke him up."