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Joke of the Day

"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."

"Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly"

"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."

"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"

"My future wife is... probably texting her boyfriend right now, saying how they are going to be together forever. SIKE! See you in 10 years bitch!"

"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"

"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"

"In order to make a Caesar salad, fill a bowl with regular salad... ... Then stab the fucker."

"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."