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Joke of the Day
"In order to make a Caesar salad, fill a bowl with regular salad... ... Then stab the fucker."
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"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."
"There is a new drink at my bar. It's called a Sandy. It's basically a watered down Manhattan."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."
"Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."
"What do you call a well rounded, very intelligent gay man? A homogeneous homo genius!"
"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""
"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."
"Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies? Chicks dig stars."