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Joke of the Day

"I know we get a lot of dad jokes...here's a mom one What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine? Make it sew!"

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"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"
"[tour of zoo] kid: ""i think its a elephant"" me: ""are you giving the tour"" kid: me: ""anyway as i was saying this is the big snake face thing"""
"Sex is like grammar. Not all guys do good at it."
"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."
"My phone autocorrected ""killed"" to ""kilt""... Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"What kind of couch do gay people buy? Homo-Sectionals"
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
"A local man was arrested today for pouring Harpic all over the vicar. He's been charged with bleaching the priest."