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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
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"What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs."
"Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep? Krillex."
"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"""Who let the dogs out?!"" - Pavlov getting angry"
"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""
"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."
"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"
"Kylo Ren: I am your father. Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said. Kylo Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""