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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
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"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs? Because they literally can't even."
"97% of the women who are in ""open relationships"" are also ""completely unaware that they are in an open relationship."""
"TIL In Australia 'boo' means to return Because when you throw a normal merengue it doesn't come back"
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"
"""Pasta la veista, baby"" -Arnold Schwarzenoodles"
"Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable."