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Joke of the Day

"[tour of zoo] kid: ""i think its a elephant"" me: ""are you giving the tour"" kid: me: ""anyway as i was saying this is the big snake face thing"""

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"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."
"Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat? If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry."
"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."
"My coworker looked like a nun today I told her she should break the habit"
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."
"I'm not exactly Jew. I'm just Jewish."
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"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."