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Joke of the Day
"My phone autocorrected ""killed"" to ""kilt""... Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
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"Never throw a battery at someone You'll get charged with battery"
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!"
"Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are."
"What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor"
"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!"
"Step 1) Ask mom to come meet your girlfriend. Step 2) Text ""Medusa's excited to meet you."" Step 3) Place statue of yourself on your lawn."
"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."