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Joke of the Day

"What kind of couch do gay people buy? Homo-Sectionals"

"The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I'm cured."

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"Pedophiles should be careful around farms Farmers are known for burying seeds."

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!"

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude."

"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"

"Whats the easiest way to annoy someone?"

"What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal."

"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"