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Joke of the Day
"What kind of couch do gay people buy? Homo-Sectionals"
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"My Acquaintance said he'd make a better electrician than me. I told that cunt I wouldn't be too phased."
"What did one wall say to the other? Meet me in the corner!"
"What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes"
"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"
"Asked my daughter to get me a glass of water & she brought me a glass of wine....she's either Jesus or I gotta remember the lies I tell her"
"Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"