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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like grammar. Not all guys do good at it."
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"I was gonna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it."
"There's no ""i"" in denial."
"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""
"Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
"Care free shrimp pasta is... Happy-go-lucky scampi."
"Budweiser is like sex on the beach... It's fucking close to water"
"Ain't no sandwich when she's gone."
"I'm gonna play on a Slip n' Slide in my front yard tomorrow morning while the kids on my street wait for the school bus. #Hero"
"How many women does it take to make me a sandwich? What the fuck are you waiting for bitch? Get in there and make me a fucking sandwich!!!"