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Joke of the Day
"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."
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"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""
"How do you find will smith in a snow storm? Follow the fresh prints"
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."
"John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:""Where am I?"" Nurse:""ICU"" Cena:""No you don't """
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"This wrinkle cream made my balls look like some weird balloon animal."
"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."
"The Dumb Blonde Quiz"