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Joke of the Day

"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."

"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."

"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"

"My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm."

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."

"Someone should write a book where the character slowly falls in love with the reader."

"In other words, 2 percent of household germs kinda like Lysol spray"

"How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with shaved legs...."