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Joke of the Day

"took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name"

"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."

"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"

"I always thought I was stupid... Then I read the commentary."

"Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children."

"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""

"What do you call Dr Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube and MC Ren rapping on top of Mt. Everest? Niggas with Altitude."

"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"

"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"

"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."