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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""

"From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/AntiJokes) Knock knock. Who's there? Banana with no skin."

"DC & Marvel (GOTG) Dc: I have a plan Marvel: You got a plan Dc: I have parts of a plan Marvel: hahahahahahahah"

"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."

"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"

"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken."

"I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel... I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens."