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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
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"I like my drinks like I like my women.... Stiff and cold."
"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."
"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."
"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."
"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."
"nothing saves money like being antisocial"
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
"What's your best Hitler joke?"
"What do princess diana and pink floyd have in common? Their last greatest hit was the wall."