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Joke of the Day

"Rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year."

"A note to the mods "

"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."

"Any ship can be a minesweeper once..."

"Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked."

"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."

"Hey Target, it's Mid October, calm the fcuk down!-Santa"

"Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego? He had to swallow his pride"

"It's impossible to beat God in gymnastics. He always wins the all-around."