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Joke of the Day

"are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]"

"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"

"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."

"My wife and I are hosting a get together tonight that ends at 11:30.. We're calling it a before New Year's leave party."

"Two fish are in a tank.. One turns to the other and asked ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends."

"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"Sometimes, I like to read the bible in public and yell out, ""Oh Bullshit!"""

"What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand? not enough sand."

"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."