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Joke of the Day
"What gets higher with age? Willie Nelson"
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"Do flashers have dreams where they leave the house and suddenly realize they've got their pants on?"
"Shortest One-Liner ever Dwarf shortage"
"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."
"Perks of being ugly"
"Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!"
"I have PTSD from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting."
"What does kanye west eat for breakfast? an omlette you finish."
"What is the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean."
"what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose"