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Joke of the Day

"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."

"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."

"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"

"What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican? Rasta Pasta."

"What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire."

"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."

"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."