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Joke of the Day
"What does kanye west eat for breakfast? an omlette you finish."
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"What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer."
"When does the narwhal bacon? Mmmmm reddit."
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?"
"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"
"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."
"Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses."
"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."
"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."