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Joke of the Day

"Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!"

"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."

"""That's what"" -She"

"I love pressing buttons, so as you could imagine this makes it really difficult for me to be around nipples."

"Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.."

"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber."

"What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. 1845 never forget."

"Why don't Superman's farts smell? Because krypton gas is odourless."