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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean."

"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"

"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."

"My wife and I recently bought a Great Dane, the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting. Every time he barks I shit myself."

"Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse."

"Manslaughter: The sound a man makes when laughing."

"Tornado warnings outside. Good thing I got drunk enough to fight a tornado or else we'd be screwed."

"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, ""Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!""."

"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"

"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."