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Joke of the Day

"So proud of myself...6 whole months without smoking! Today I was able to ride the elevator all the way to the top without getting winded."

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"

"Why is mustard gas so dangerous? Because it was used in World War One to kill people."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"

"Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl? She won't swallow"

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well."

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"""Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?"" - my mother"

"What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date? He got shot down."

"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!"