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Joke of the Day
"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."
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"What manner of evil contract with the devil must I enter into so I can get eye drops INTO my eyes?"
"Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position."
"You better watch out, you better not cry You better not pout, I'm telling you why Emotion signals weakness to your enemy Be vigilant, my son"
"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."
"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."
"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?   A mute, crippled insomniac"
"A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar."
"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."
"Dream carefully, because dreams come true."