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Joke of the Day
"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"
"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."
"What where Adam's first words to Eve? ""Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"""
"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."
"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."
"What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip"
"If guys call short girls ""petite"", what do girls call short guys? Friends."
"Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini."
"Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles."