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Joke of the Day

"There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for ""flights that are least likely to have noisy children""."

"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"

"And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary! - Steve Harvey"

"I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees... Then I saw her face"

"I don't eat some foods. -vagueans"

"A man threw milk at an old woman before... I said how dairy"

"Always remember that the key to a happy marriage is to use those three magic words. You're right dear."

"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !"