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Joke of the Day

"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."

"Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids? Because she married Mr. Softy!"

"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."

"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""

"How do you know a presidential candidate is lying? Their lips are moving."

"How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight? Just one with depression."

"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"

"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"

"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"