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Joke of the Day

"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"

"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""

"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "

"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."

"Where can you find baby dwarfs? At a dwarfanage"

"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."

"What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom? Angus McCoatup"

"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""