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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."
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"I have sixth sense, I see stupid people."
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."
"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."
"Sure, Michelle Obama said those words first but Melania Trump had the imagination to say them like an operative in a cold war spy thriller."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""
"I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe."
"I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. ""Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."""
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling."
"The job hunt is going great I just spent 45 minutes applying online for a position at a company called ""Commercial Space Available."""