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Joke of the Day
"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."
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"I bought a grandfather clock. It's like a regular clock but it keeps telling you that it's lived through three wars."
"What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a gay chicken say? Any-cock'll-do"
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you don't even eat them?"
"Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you."
"What would people call an old John Cena? John Senile"
"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."
"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."
"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years."