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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two...but I don't know how you're going to get them in there..."

"Whats so special about ""demon cats""? Aren't all cats pure evil?"

"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."

"Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her."

"are you the girl who has to type everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*"

"Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles? Madagascar"

"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."

"I remember the days when I wasn't addicted to Facebook...I also remember eating, sleeping, going out, returning calls, making eye contact,"

"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"

"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."