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Joke of the Day

"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop."

"""Hi?"" -First cow being milked"

"Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?"

"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."

"The biggest problem with my business selling pens and pencils..... Having stationery stock"

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""

"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."