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Joke of the Day
"Do you know who Candice is?? Candice who?? Candice dick fit in your mouth??"
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"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"
"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"
"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"
"best racist joke ever what do you do when you see a black man with half his face? stop laughing and reload"
"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""
"I made a knock-knock joke for ya Me: knock-knock You: Who's there? Me: DEAD NAZI! You:... Dead nazi who? Me: I bet you Dead Nazi that one coming."
"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""
"I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today. Got the footlong turkey on wheat."