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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"

"My dad once told me I would make a great mime... I was speechless."

"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."

"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."

"What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to? A Beenadickteen one"

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"

"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"

"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""

"What is the shit you didn't see? The shit you stepped on"

"What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm. I'll see myself out."