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Joke of the Day
"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"
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"In a knife fight with street entertainers I always go straight for the juggler."
"What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car? Burning rubber"
"life is just a series of people giving up on you til your body gives up too but yeah sure, I'll bring my famous guacamole to the baby shower"
"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!"
"So, you're telling me my credit score should have three digits?"
"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"
"I used to care... what people in the adjacent bathroom stalls thought of me, but now, I don't give a shit"
"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."