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Joke of the Day

"Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out"

"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"

"The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right."

"*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold! i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE"

"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."

"I saw a charity appeal in the newspaper the other day, and it read ""Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water"". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move."

"Round metal object they throw at the olympics Discuss."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."

"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."

"In a world full of lefts Nothing would be right."