172317

Joke of the Day

"Why do Trans people hate the former Soviet Republics? [Fucking CIS scum.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States)"

"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."

"Relationship status table for one but drinks for two."

"Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit"

"What do Pimps and Santa have in common? They stay with 3 ho's"

"I'm looking into joining the rubber band industry after High school. I've heard from multiple people that it has quite extensive opportunities."

"Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone's eyes were closed."

"How can you make a slow horse fast? Don't give him any food."

"Are you alright? No, you are all left"

"How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb? 8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything."