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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite city in Thailand? Phuket, I don't know..."
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"What did the big programming number say to the small programming number? UShort."
"What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? Ewe haul."
"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."
"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"
"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""
"What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices."
"A recent study by UN has found dexter to be the no 1 cause for ocean pollution"
"What's black and sits on top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"