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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with the light on."
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"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year."
"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."
"What do you call a gay midget? Sweet and Low"
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"
"Me: How was the party last night? 17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What??? 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl."
"What did the male titanic say to the female titanic? Nothing he just broke the ice."
"Why are there no Jewish male pedophiles? Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to make them spend a dollar on grooming a child."
"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."
"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"