200821

Joke of the Day

"What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen."

"How does a Muslim shut a door? Islams it."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"

"One day, you wake up and everyone has a number over their heads. The number is counting down by the second. Eventually, someone's number reaches zero, and.... They sneeze. Their number resets."

"Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left?"

"If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?"

"Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl."

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"

"I really want to see that movie about Tom Cruise But I don't think it's ever gonna come out"

"If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner."