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Joke of the Day
"No thanks, 5 Hour Energy, I'd rather have a 5 Hour Nap."
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"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"
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"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting."
"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."
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"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"
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"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"