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Joke of the Day
"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"
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"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"
"What did Steve Harvey say after announcing Miss Universe 2015 It was just a prank bro"
"Pavlov walks into a bar. Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar. The bartender rings the bell for last drinks, and he thinks ""shit - I forgot to feed the dog"""
"What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions? Income Equality activist"
"Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M."
"Text from mom: How's my baby girl? Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much"
"My friend Phillip had his Lip removed... so now we just call him Phil."
"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""get the hell out. We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom responds ""aww why not? I'm a fun guy."""