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Joke of the Day

"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"

"My uncle is an idiot. He saw a commercial that said, ""9 out of 10 accidents happen within a mile of your home."" So he up and moved"

"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"

"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."

"My friend thinks he is smart ! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"

"With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don't have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass."

"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."

"John Cena has a tough life man His girlfriend just texted him. The message says: > When can I see you?"

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""