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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"
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"In a philosophy class... Professor: Sometimes an idiot's question is too hard for even 10 geniuses to answer. One student pipes up: No wonder I fail my tests."
"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."
"At least mad scientists aren't mad enough to disregard the importance of safety goggles."