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Joke of the Day

"What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky? He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across."

"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."

"I'm on at least 5 different social networks right now managing my empire of utter and complete bullshit."

"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."

"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"

"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."

"Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific."

"How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite"

"A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot. Sorry."

"I have been try to come up with a funny joke about leeches. I couldn't because they all suck"