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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people ever go on cruises? We're not falling for that one again!"

"Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves... ... Clinton and Trump are furious."

"Facebook should change the status question from ""what's on your mind?"" to ""what's your problem today?"""

"YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ON NITROUS OXIDE .... NO :-p"

"I saw two blind men fighting And I yelled out ""I'm rooting for the one with the knife"" Then they both ran away"

"Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason."

"Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free."

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"Subway sandwich artists seem like they'd rather kill their mother with an AIDS hammer than give you extra toppings."

"When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... ""What would Jesus do?"" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin."